That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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