That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Randomize
