Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Are we still banned from the library?
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
