YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
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I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
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For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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