Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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