You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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