he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
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We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
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He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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