did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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