he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
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