I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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