Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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