yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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