Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
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