Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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