ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
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I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
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She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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