sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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