Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
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