you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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