yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
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I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
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Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I'm always down for nudity.
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