Three words: puerto rican gang bang
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
porn star boner night. come get it.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
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