no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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