I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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