did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
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