My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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