my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
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