it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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