Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
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Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
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So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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