Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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