i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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