Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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