I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
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