i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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