I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
birth control should be required to get into college
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
this will be a night to untag.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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