Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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