her vagine was all disorganized.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
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I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
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Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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