Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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