hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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