Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Randomize
