The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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