I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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