well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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