Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
