id be glad to
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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