he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
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My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
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I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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