There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
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All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
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I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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