That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
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