Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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