Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
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Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
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Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Never underestimate the power of titties
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