Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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