I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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