I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
