this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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