i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
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I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
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we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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