I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
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ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
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She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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